Friday, October 19, 2007

Lords' Prophecies

Dear unhonourable, unmentionable, minions, peasants, slaves alike,

Chattyriry, the sovereign, king, queen, darla, has approved of 2 prophecies that have been made -within weeks.

Lords' Prophecy No. 1 :

"From a loyal soldier, he shall rise to mount an empire."
"From a short robe, he shall attain the long."
"With honey in hand, great swarms of bees shall arise. "
"The Heavens shall part, and light reigneth on a child of utmost FLAMBOYANCE."
And such was the Forthcoming of ChattyRiry
The Miracle Child

Lords' Prophecy No. 2 :

Chatty riry shall rise

Heir to the throne

At the dawn of darkness

The true power shall rise

The death of a group of charming nobles

Yield great obedience from the people

Run while you can

I will still catch you

But run while you can

Yesterday is already over

Seeing the two examples of prophecies, you, minions or peasants, can conclude that chatty riry will always be in your hearts. Although your days are miserable, wearysome and unloving, we will provide a win-win situation for us and us.

Thus, another chapter of chattyriry shall begin. We welcome the year 2008 with pride and glory. Your bad days are numbered. Life will be better in no time. The number is 1000,000,000,000.

Graciously signing off,
Chattyriry the Great, Greater, and Greatest

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.

1 comment:

Chatty Riry said...

Lords post first, naturally