Introducing...
A Chattyriry Film
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A Chattyriry Production
starring
Chattyriry
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Chattyrirys
thereby
Arousing your curiosity
The End-Of-Year Examination Results for the smart has been released - And there are tears of joy - and tears of despair, sorrow, grief, pain and torment. The Lords are proud to announce that the utmost excellence of their performances. First and foremost, they would like to express their concern for certain people who have done well - For they stand in their way - And for people who are NOT doing well - They are sorry for you. They feel sorry for you. They are sorry for the despair, sorrow, grief, pain and torment that you have had to endure. Now, forgetting the despair, sorrow, grief, pain and torment, let us continue...
Firstly, congratulations to everyone in the class - As 2C has done extraordinarily well for Math - And of course for that we need to - Oh, right! Some people got below B4, huh? All well, just keep striving for better marks - if you can, that is. And we know that everyone - including slaves, peasants and minions - can do it - unless you are a lower being - And of course, everyone is under us - including you, slaves, peasants and minions, whom we control like marionettes.
Seccccondlyyy, we would like to convey our admiration for ourselves - For we have dominated the slaves, peasants and minions - And although that is a simple feat - We have done it. Extraordinary. Unique. Virulent. Verysmart. Just like the rest of the world - Our world, that is - you are below us. We are overwhelmed with pity for your low social status. Chattyriry is used to saying status in such a way. Forgive me? NO, THERE WILL BE NO NEED FOR SUCH BENEVOLENCE, ESPECIALLY WITH MY MALEVOLENCE.
Finally, we would like to thank Kwang You for his name - It really adds substance to the blog - And for that, thank Yu! ( that's the highest honour for a peasant - that is ) So Kwang Us for Kwanging Yu as Kwanging You is the highest order of Kwangs after you had Kwanged Us and we had Kwanged Him harrrrrrrrrrrdcore.
Thus, we conclude yet another fascinating entry to our supporters. We would like to give shout-outs to our slaves, peasants and minions for their unappreciated support - We dont need them.
Signing off,
2C Lords Entente Royale (The most powerful organisation)
Friday, October 19, 2007
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Lords post first, naturally.
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