Geddit? An E-card from the Great

Introducing an e-card from the Royale Palace directly to the peaseants, as we are would like one and all, all and none, but three (of us), to celebrate the Lunar New Year. May all your wishes turn to rats!

Here is a note that you can give to Miss Yap during the Lunar New Year.

Happy Chinese New Year of celebrating for your prosperous landslide success at teaching, laughing at the scene of your party, thinking about those days you moved hills, which were planted with lush vegetation, which have updated to the rainy monsoon season with drip-tip leaves and waxy surfaces, like those you find on new furniture in Harvey Norman, where there are discounts of up to 90%, and a chance of winning a book on oceans, where sharks attack you and you eat their fins in a bowl of shark fins' soup, with vegetables from the forest where winds spread bush fire and breezes blow leaves away, into the far distant land of Pulau Ubin, where marshes and swamps are aplenty and so are mangrove trees with pencil-shaped roots and mudskippers as well, crawling on the granite wall the government had built over reclaimed land to increase the land supply to meet the demands of the overpopulated, yet constantly populating, population, where resources are not enough to support the nation's need for water that is bought from Malaysia, where Mahathir constantly debates over the rainbow, where you can find a pot of gold at the abrupt end of the Spongebob Squarepants programme on television, due to shortage of time and getting back to point, Happy Chinese New Year.

Please comment on this message meant for Miss Yap to be sent during a festive season preferably during teachers' day or the most recent CNY. In case you're too innocent to understand, it's about Miss Yap's most interesting and unique deviating personality.

This post is only meant for fun and shall not be taken too much into consideration.

As always, we mean no harm and we are indeed a nice and safe organisation. Should you have any doubts, please leave us a tag stating your name, class, index number followed by your greetings. Remember no more than 2 people per at each microphone tag.

Signing off again,
2C Lords Entente Royale (Organisation #1)

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